Witty Nairobi Tea Mistress ghosted for turning up pregnant on a date
Posted on Tuesday, April 26, 2022
Author: albert Wambura
Esther Kaleche
Every man now wants to go on a date With Esther Caleche. This is after a Nairobi Tea Mistress, as she likes to call herself, shared an encounter with a man who ghosted her during a date because she was pregnant. This was sparked by a meme shared online where a man revealed his disappointment when a woman showed up on a date while pregnant.
On a normal day, Esther Caleche shares farcical, rib-tickling and sometimes unserious stories on her social media platforms.
On this particular day, Esther Caleche went to Facebook, in a group called ‘Hadithi Zetu- Kenyan stories’ to pen her interesting date with one ‘Mike’ who she had met online.
“Ladies, have you ever showed up for a date with a very big stomak? (Read pregnancy)." The post starts. In a witty narration, Caleche tells her readers that Mike was a man every girl would kill for. He was physically appealing, and like she put it, “He looked very much endowed with Jehovah's blessings.”
For some time, they toured the beautiful sceneries of online dating, until one time Mike, who was in America the entire time, asked to meet her.
Esther Kaleche in full glory
Only conversant with a few places in Nairobi, they agreed to meet at Memorial Park, before proceeding to a place where they could have a good time together. Unfortunately, due to her pregnancy, she could not meet the love of her life, one she describes comically as, “My life, my pillar, my heart beat, my Omwanchi, My Mr. Andsam, The air I breathe, My Shipepi, My husband to be.”
She went ahead to say, “Mike called to say he couldn’t make it to our date since he’d received a very urgent call from the embassy that required his attention.”
“I spent the entire 2 hours thinking Mike would sort his issues and get back to me but wapi! Kumbe nilikua nimeachwa kitaaaambo tena place inaitwa Memorial (For memories I guess,” she added.
After two hours of waiting, she realized that meeting Mike was not going to happen. She received a clear image of that after Mike blocked her on all social media platforms, denying her access to the love of her life.
Caleche advised men to be serious with life and grab such rare opportunities because they could be missing out on meeting their soulmates.
Article by Brian Khavalaji
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